Couch Crasher

AlphaPinene: 0.07% | BetaCaryophyllene: 0.45% | BetaEudesmol: 0.11% | BetaMyrcene: 0.27% | BetaPinene: 0.1% | Bisabolol: 0.09% | CBG: 0.15% | CBGA: 1.91% | Humulene: 0.14% | Limonene: 0.88% | Linalool: 0.07% | Terpinolene: 0.01% | THC: 27.74% | THCVA: 0.11% | TotalTerpenes: 2.46%

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Couch Crasher is a heavy-hitting hybrid that leans into its name with dense, sticky buds and a deep, earthy aroma layered with sweet funk and a touch of spice. This strain delivers rich flavor and strong presence, making it a solid choice for those who prefer their flower with weight and character. Expect smooth smoke, bold terpene expression, and that unmistakable “sink-into-the-cushions” kind of vibe. When it’s time to slow down, Couch Crasher doesn’t just suggest it—it insists.